Nice Boys Status
1. Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
2. I’m a boy. I don’t smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don’t sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
3. Half you boys better pray your daughter never runs into a guy like you.
4. Don’t hate me, just get to know me first.
5. One day you’ll realize, all the love that I gave to you is now being given to someone else.
6. A real man is a man that can overlook every other female because all his attention is already on one.
7. People with status don’t need status.
8. If a girl is shopping she’s trendy, if boy is shopping he’s wasting money.
9. Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl’s mind.
10. Always trying to cool my-self.
11. Best line which help you save money when going on restaurants with your girlfriend – So what’s you eat Fatty?
12. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.
13. I forgive but I never forget.
14. Guys: When she’s not yours, you’ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
15. Girls don’t need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?
16. Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.
Best Boys Status
17. Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.
18. I Was Born Intelligent But Girls Ruined Me.
19. A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.
20. When a boyfriend brings his girlfriend flowers for no reason, there’s a reason.
21. I am single, because I haven’t found someone who deserves me.
22. Boys are great, every girl should have one.
23. Girl’s biggest lie: I’m OK.
24. I universe, 8 planets, 192 countries, 189, 497 islands, 85 seas, 7 billion people & I’m still single.
25. Hate girls except the girl reading this.
26. Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly.
27. A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.
28. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
29. When a person is really into you, he or she will always find a way to have time with you. No excuses.
30. My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two Girlfriends.
31. Silence is the best response to a fool.
32. When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to. But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
33. Hey Girls, I’m Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
34. Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.
35. Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend – ‘You Are Right’.
Popular Boys Status
36. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
37. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
38. Treat your girlfriend right, or someone else will.
39. Latest research: ‘Boys always remain faithful to girlfriend.’ But Which Girlfriend? That is still a topic of research.
40. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle. He’s dreaming too.
41. The secret of being a great man = having a great woman who supports you all the time.
42. Ladies: A real man won’t send you mixed signals, because a real man knows what he wants.
43. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
44. Never underestimate the power of a woman.
45. Dear girls, don’t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, not a wedding proposal.
46. Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.
47. Dear Girls, remember catching a husband is an art, to hold him is a job.
48. You’ll never loose women by chasing money. But you’ll lose money by chasing women.
49. I know I’m awesome so I don’t care about your opinion.
50. When guys get jealous, it’s actually kind a cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.
51. Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
52. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight.
Famous Boys Status
53. Is that your ex? No, that’s the biggest mistake of my life.
54. It’s funny how girls run from the guy who try to make them happy, and fight for the ones that make them cry.
55. I will win not immediately, but definitely.
56. When your single, you see all the happy couples, when your in a relationship, you see the happy single’s.
57. My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, so I gave her a sticker for standing up for her-self.
58. If a plan didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters.
59. Today I came across a book that said: ‘All the things men know about woman’, it was blank inside.
60. Don’t take too much time to text her back. It makes her feel you’re talking to someone more important than her.
61. I’m cool but summer made me hot.
62. Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.
63. Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
64. Please don’t get confused between my attitude & personality.
65. Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
66. Words that spoiled many boys’ life, ‘Dude she’s looking at you.’
67. My Life My Rules.
68. it’s Very easy to sacrifice for a girl, but it’s difficult to find a girl deserve sacrificing.
69. Make your girlfriend happy by telling those 3 words every girl loves to hear ‘Here’s my Wallet’.
70. My attitude based on how you treat me.
Beautiful Boys Status
71. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘To do list’.
72. If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: ‘GIRL’.
73. Smartness is a perfect beauty.
74. A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.
75. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
76. It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it.
77. I would love to see the ‘pretty girls’ in my school remove their makeup.
78. When girls get jealous, it’s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
79. Any woman can drive you crazy when you’re with her. Find the woman who drives you crazy being without her.
80. If you choose between two girls, always pick the second one; if you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
81. Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
82. When girls get jealous, it’s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.
83. I need no reason to love you, but I need thousands of reasons to leave you.
84. 3 dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects.
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85. Girls have a superpower to call the same guy boyfriend, best friend and brother if it is required.
86. Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.
87. Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
88. Tum itna jo mushkura rahi ho sach mein pyar hai ya Tuchiya bana rahi ho.
89. I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.
90. A man is never careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.
91. Ladkiya university se “Degree” ke saath “Bhabhi” ka khitab bhi le kar nikalti hain.
92. It’s not my attitude, it’s my style.
93. Guys, if she worries about you, she cares. But when she stops caring, that’s when you should be worried.
94. Ladies, when you’ve got a King don’t reshuffle the pack because you might end up with a joker.
95. I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
96. Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful.
97. Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
98. Boys lie more, but girls lie better.
99. A female can be your best friend, worst enemy, or your worst nightmare. It all depends on how you treat her.
100. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.