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1. I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
2. I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
3. That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.
4. I want my first marriage, to be my only marriage with you.
5. If you don’t want to have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?
6. I think I can die happy now, because I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
7. You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.
8. I think you are very careless, you come and leave things behind, see now what you have left? You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
9. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
10. God was showing off when he created you.
11. Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.
12. When a boy calls you cute he likes your face. When he calls, you hot he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
13. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
14. I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
15. If I had a British accent I would never shut up.
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16. Am I cute? Test. Call, if I am cute. Miss call, if I am gorgeous. Text back, if I am pretty. Text a joke, if I am charming. Just ignore if you are jealous.
17. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
18. Hello, I am a thief, and I am here to steal your heart.
19. I have high double standards.
20. Sometimes I think I should have texted you, after searching 1000 questions so that, I would never stop conversation with you.
21. Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
22. I LOVE the way you walk, talk and laugh.
23. Let’s flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I am yours.
24. I believe that presence of parents with you makes you the richest person of the world.
25. I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.
26. My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
27. Let make it short and simple, I love you.
28. I am 50% single.
29. Smile, it’s the second-best thing to do with your lips.
30. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.
31. Your eyes are the sweetest stars I’ve ever seen.
32. I’m falling in like you know.
33. Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop it?
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34. I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.
35. A true romantic is one who romances one woman forever.
36. Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
37. You can never fully forget the ones who gave you butterflies.
38. There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
39. There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
40. I love the way you hurt me.
41. I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
42. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
43. The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
44. Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.
45. You make me smile for no reason, yet I have every reason to smile about having you in my life.
46. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
47. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
48. You are the like of my like.
49. I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other.
50. I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.
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51. The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.
52. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
53. You can love me or hate me I swear it won’t make me or break me.
54. Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.
55. Falling in love with you is the second-best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
56. Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?
57. Age does not protect us from love, but love to some extent protects us from age.
58. You have no ideas how much you mean to me.
59. You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
60. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
61. I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
62. I am a fish out of water without you.
63. I looked at a flower and thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen till I met you.
64. Talking to you is the favourite part of my day.
65. When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and think of you.
66. My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.
67. Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
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68. You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.
69. All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
70. Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.
71. If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.
72. The stars must be jealous. You shine way better than them.
73. If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.
74. 8 billion people in this world and I only want you.
75. We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, we’re done, and you’re deleted.
76. Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.
77. Why do I love you? Because I finally learned what the word means, and you were the one who showed me.
78. Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to you.
79. How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook?
80. I used to be a terrible flirt. I am much better at it now.
81. To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad you’re wasting your time reading it.
82. You seems like an oxygen to me, without you it’s hard for me to breath.
83. I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Because, you only entered once, since then you never came out?
84. When I count my blessings, I count you twice.
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85. If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.
86. Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.
87. The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.
88. God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt.
89. You’re like a password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.
90. I need you like a heart needs a beat.
91. Statistics say that one in four people are insane, so take a look at your three best friends and if they are all OK, it’s you.
92. I can’t read lips unless they are touching mine.
93. Like a drum my heart, never stops beating for you.
94. I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.
95. I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.
96. It makes me smile to wake up next to you.
97. If loving you is a price, I would pay my life to you.
98. The only person that goes through my mind is you.
99. I’m not just falling for you every day, I’m falling for you every second.
100. I don’t need to dream, I got you.