100 Hot Status for Whatsapp in English

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1. When I drink alcohol, everyone says I am alcoholic. But, when I drink Fanta, no one says I am fantastic.

2. You’ve engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.

3. When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss. Oh, I’m just so crazy about you.

4. The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke, and nobody laughs.

5. Locked at 30 frames.

6. Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

7. Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

8. People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

9. You are not as beautiful as an angel, but angels are as beautiful as you are.

10. I am what I am, your approval isn’t needed, and it was never asked! Sorry.

11. A lot of men and women would rather stay single because they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.

12. My data plan is unlimited.

13. Don’t hate me, just get to know me first.

14. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

15. I am what I am; I will never try to be someone else.

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16. I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?

17. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.

18. A girl jogging in the park helps at least five boys to be fit and in shape.

19. Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body?

20. The only reason God made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

21. When my day begins, you are my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I cannot get enough. I am so glad that you are mine.

22. I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot!

23. You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.

24. Turn on your hotspot.

25. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.



26. I like it rough.

27. Being in a relationship is a full-time job, don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.

28. Be the Best Version of Yourself.

29. If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.

30. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

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31. Baby, are you hungry?

32. Your age might determined by the two last digits of your mobile number, how old will you be?

33. Why do I fall in love with people who are already taken or have feelings for someone else?

34. If your age was to be determined by the two last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?

35. Kush is far better than a girlfriend.

36. Everyone around me is in a relationship, and I am just here with my laptop and WhatsApp.

37. Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

38. Beauty always comes with dark thoughts.

39. I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.

40. I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.

41. I don’t make mistakes; I just date them.

42. Love your parents. We are so busy growing up; we often forget they are also growing old.

43. I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it indicates that they need an attitude to impress me.

44. If there’s one thing I hate the most, it’s seeing bad things happen to good people.

45. Want to try my handcuffs?

46. A thing of beauty is a joy forever, its loveliness increases, it will never pass into nothingness.

47. I have a problem. My problem is love, and my solution is you.

48. I am jealous of my parents; I will never have a kid as cool as theirs.

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49. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

50. Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.



51. May I go to the toilet, I’m fucking bored.

52. The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

53. Hershey’s make millions of delectable kisses each day. But it pales in comparison to the taste of you.

54. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

55. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

56. I’m a loaded gun.

57. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have something wrong with my attitude don’t like it get over it.

58. When you cannot put your prayer into words, God hears your heart.

59. Can I go down?

60. Your taste still lingers on my lips, as I’ve just placed them upon yours, and still, I starve for you.

61. Boys think of girls just like books, if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

62. Dance in slow motion.

63. Hey time, Slow down. You’re killing me.

64. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.

65. Kisses blown are kisses wasted; kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.

66. Do you ever look at your friends and think, why the hell aren’t we comedians?

67. A smile is a second-best thing you can do with your lips.

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68. That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.

69. Let’s play something multiplayer.

70. Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship, and she is beautiful.

71. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.

72. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me, baby, I am vaccinated.

73. I will kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.

74. The biggest obstacle to our happiness is undervaluing, what we have and over valuing, what others have.

75. Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.



76. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

77. Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.

78. Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

79. I wish your parents never met.

80. They say don’t drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad ass.

81. The fragrance, of your skin, is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses.

82. Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.

83. I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.

84. Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me.

85. Before talking, please connect the tongue to the brain.

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86. I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand than spend eternity without you.

87. The way you stroke me gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. Your way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I’m addicted all in.

88. Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this, then you got lucky.

89. I love your lips when they’re wet with wine and red with evil desire.

90. Nobody can take away your pain, so don’t let anyone take away your happiness.

91. Can I get your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

92. Love never dies, only the lover changes.

93. I hate when ex’s say, I am here if you need me. Like? Where were you? When we were together, and I needed you?

94. Sometimes we don’t say what we feel, not because we don’t want to, but because we don’t know how.

95. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

96. My phone is like my lover. It’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

97. I have a new theory in life, what other people think of me is truly none of my business?

98. Massage with a happy ending.

99. Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.

100. I can’t taste my lips could you do it for me.



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