Cool Selfish Status
1. I am looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
2. Selfish friends are incapable of loving others, but they are not capable of loving themselves either.
3. I care about myself, so that I am selfish?
4. I do what I like, I don’t care what you think.
5. I named my dog 5 miles, so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
6. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
7. It’s good to be selfish. But not so self-centred that you never listen to other people.
8. One of the greatest disease is to be nobody to anybody.
9. Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it’s my own reflection!
10. Running away doesn’t help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
11. I just don’t understand how people can be so selfish and rude and yet still think they have friends.
12. I did rather be hated for being real, than loved for being fake.
13. Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
14. Fake friends are like plastic, if you’re finished using it, you can trash it.
15. Real friends are never fake, and fake friends are never real.
16. Wisdom ceases to be wisdom, when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Best Selfish Status
17. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
18. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
19. If you don’t like me, then remember, I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
20. I am only selfish when it comes to you.
21. Some day when scientists discover the centre of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn’t them.
22. People wears a mask of lie so they look attractive, so be careful.
23. Sorry for being selfish. I’ll try to make it mine. And no matter what they say, I don’t care.
24. Glory built on selfish principles, is shame and guilt.
25. I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems.
26. Fake people will hang around as long as you let them. So, don’t. Cut back on their time and spend it with your real friends.
27. Forget being selfish for once. Try being more selfless.
28. When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.
29. The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
30. I hate fake people. You know what I am talking about.
31. The Friend who lives only for himself finally reaps nothing but unhappiness.
32. It is a shame that some people in this world claim to love others so much, but show that they only care about themselves in everything they do.
Nice Selfish Status
33. I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven. I don’t care what other people think about me.
34. Sometimes it’s a good thing to have selfish people in this world. It helps you find out who your real friends are.
35. Stop being Selfish, learn to respect others priority, turn & needs.
36. Some people are so self-absorbed it makes me nauseous.
37. Real people are never fake, and fake people are never real.
38. Sometimes it’s not the person who change, it’s the mask that falls off.
39. Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things in life.
40. People don’t care for you when you are alone, they just care for you when they are alone.
41. Why do some people have to make themselves the victim in every situation? They believe they never do anything wrong.
42. The same person that speaks highly of you will be the same person that downs you. Be careful who you call friends.
43. Humne banaye rishtay kaisay ho gaye, kabhi aapke dost the aaj aisay waisay ho gaye.
44. The selfish person is one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
45. When you begin to act like you’re the only one with problems, your selfishness begins to show your character.
46. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
47. Sacha dost kabhi dosti ka dhikhawa nahi karta, aur dosti ka dikhawa karne wala, kabhi sacha dost nahi ho sakta.
48. Sick of self-centred people who always have to make themselves the victim in every situation and believe they are never wrong.
Best Selfish Status
49. Your child shouldn’t have to sacrifice so that you can have the life that u want, you make sacrifices so your child can have the life that they deserve.
50. If you bring a gun to the pharmacy, you can get drugs without a doctor’s prescription.
51. Agar karni nahi thi dosti, to pahle bata dete, duniya badi haseen thi, hum kahin aur dil laga lete.
52. Selfishness, not love, is the actuating motive of the gallant.
53. I don’t care about what others think about me, I just care about what I think about myself.
54. Cannot trust anyone these days. Fake is becoming the new trend.
55. As long as I feel like this we can’t be friends, selfish but it’s the truth.
56. Some people are just so wrapped up in themselves. You can only do so much to be a part of their life. When you are forgotten by someone, it’s time to move on.
57. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none.
58. I’m tired of having a good heart to people who run all over me, selfish people.
59. Live life one day at a time. Share it with people who matter most to you, for life is a little jar of memories. So, fill it with people worth remembering.
60. The selfish spirit of commerce knows no country, and feels no passion of principle but that of gain.
61. Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.
Famous Selfish Status
62. I hate two faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
63. One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
64. I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.
65. Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
66. Everyone have two faces, but mine are twins.
67. I done what I like, I don’t care what you think?
68. Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing worth only after discarding it.
69. I got a dream that’s worth more than my reality. And pride that’s worth more than a salary.
70. All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.
71. Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
72. The only person in this world I trust is myself. And even he’s questionable at times.
73. If you don’t like me remember it is mind over matter; I don’t mind and you don’t matter.
74. Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.
75. Hope for best, expect the worst and take what comes.
76. One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
77. Respect, honesty, trust and courtesy, some people need to think about these things or remove themselves from my life.
78. My husband has an awesome wife.
79. Loneliness is better than a bad company.
80. I’d rather be hated for being real, than loved for being fake.
Selfish Status For Whatsapp
81. It fills me with sorrow to see what the selfishness of one person can do.
82. I don’t trust words, I trust actions.
83. Be selfish and love yourself.
84. Let’s learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore terms and conditions of any software.
85. Sympathizing and selfish people are alike, both given to tears.
86. Hi, you, this is mine.
87. Yes, I am selfish, because I don’t want to share you with others.
88. How sad is it, that the ones who expect the most, give the least?
89. So glad to know that you’re having fun, especially without me.
90. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
91. Selfish peoples only think for themselves, that’s why they don’t know we love them so much.
92. To talk without thinking first is just like to shoot without aiming.
93. It’s okay to be little sad sometimes.
94. Selfish friends only have themselves in the end.
95. I am a nice person with bad attitude.
96. Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
97. If you make a choice out of pure selfishness you better be ready for the consequences just remember you chose the life you’re going to end up living.
98. I love myself.
99. Selfish peoples lose so much in life, because even when they realize they are wrong, they don’t know how to ask for forgiveness or show regrets.
100. Remember, when you are selfish, it affects your children. I guess some people will never learn what should be important to them until it’s too late.