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1. Go be stupid somewhere else.
2. Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.
3. You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
4. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
5. Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?
6. You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.
7. Man, if you can get a girlfriend, there’s hope for the rest of us.
8. My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits. So, I better take that one out of your hand.
9. I don’t want to be alone. But with you I’d rather be.
10. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
11. I would love to slap you but that would-be animal abuse.
12. Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that’s your face.
13. Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.
14. Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.
15. A friend of mine: Do you think I am funny? Me: Yeah, every time I look at you.
16. You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.
17. Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.
18. You’re so much smarter when you don’t speak.
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19. You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.
20. It’s not that you are weird, it’s just that everyone else is normal.
21. Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.
22. You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.
23. I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.
24. I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.
25. Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.
26. You don’t have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.
27. Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you.
28. Your intelligence is my common sense.
29. I’d insult you right now. But I was raised not to make fun of the mentally challenged. You are lucky.
30. Where were you when God was giving out common sense?
31. Life is great, you should get one.
32. It’s not that I’m smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else.
33. There’s no such thing as a stupid idea, it’s just you.
34. I’d love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person.
35. Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind and let the mirror suffer.
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36. Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.
37. Don’t sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.
38. Yes, you do have a right to your opinion and I have a, right to mine, and my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid.
39. Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.
40. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.
41. Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.
42. What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important.
43. Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.
44. Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
45. I heard you had a brain surgery. But the brain rejected you?
46. Let’s play fetch a little differently. I will throw the stick and you don’t come back.
47. You’re so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of “dark and handsome” means. When it’s dark, you’re handsome.
48. Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.
49. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
50. If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don’t care.
51. You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don’t.
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52. Act your age not your shoe size.
53. I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
54. Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It’s surely the past tense.
55. I’d insult you but apparently, you need qualities for me to insult.
56. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
57. I don’t insult people. I just describe them.
58. Is that your face or did your neck throw up?
59. I don’t insult people, I just compliment them negatively.
60. I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.
61. You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.
62. Holy wow, it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
63. Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I am building an idiot.
64. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
65. If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I’d stop world hunger.
66. Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.
67. Your head is so big, you don’t have dreams you have movies.
68. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
69. Wow! I’m impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.
70. I don’t hate you. I just don’t appreciate your existence.
71. Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
72. Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
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73. You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
74. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
75. The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
76. When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
77. You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace.
78. If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
79. Rose are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
80. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
81. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.
82. You are literally too stupid to insult.
83. If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
84. What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is going to stay a monkey.
85. A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
86. Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?
87. Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
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88. If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
89. Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
90. It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
91. Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.
92. Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.
93. There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.
94. It’s people like you, that make people like me, look good.
95. I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.
96. Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
97. It’s not that I hate you, it’s just that I wish I had never met you.
98. I do not even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I have got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.
99. Intelligence is key and you are locked out.
100. No need for insults, your face says it all.